Let’s break the ice…. Again!
Greetings, Sideline Squad!
I’ve read your emails, and I know you’ve missed me plenty! But don’t worry—I’ve been away covering a cool event that was quite the frenzy. Now that my break is through, I’m back to bring you a quick recap of what I know to be true:
- Our favorite Angel has flown to the holy land to play like a champion, but his time on the bench hints at a one-way ticket straight to the City of Sinners.
- Just like his teammates, Mississauga’s stuck for the long haul. His girlfriend’s pulling all the strings to keep him around, and trust me, she’s got plenty of tricks up her sleeve. When things get desperate, so do the tactics.
- Seasons come and go, and so do feelings. But did you know heartbreak costs just as much as a major payday? The emotional toll is real, folks, and someone’s about to learn that the hard way.
- Mediocre Duck’s cheating drama is doing wonders for his reputation— if the world knew what really went down with Puck Baby’s stalker, this Duck might be cooked for good!
- Not all news is bad, Sideline Squad! Simba’s doing great! Despite UPS’s best efforts to ship himself coast-to-coast, nothing’s managed to stick, and Simba is thriving. Talk about a delivery gone wrong—for the Fin, at least.
And now that I’ve established what’s false and what’s actually true:
To the person who sent themselves fake info to copy me,
I should’ve believed what they’ve been saying about you.
Stay tuned, Sideline Squad—there’s always more to come!
-Sincerely,
The Sideline Times
