Is Moana Lisa’s ex-lover about to paint a different picture of the “foxy” hockey player?
Greetings, Sideline Squad!
Hell hath no fury like a side piece scorned, and our “foxy” hockey player, Moana Lisa, is finding that out the hard way. Whispers are spreading through the southern states that this so-called masterpiece of the rink is taken, leaving some hopeful admirers feeling more than a little slighted.
While many see moanA Lisa as a true work of art, those who get closer discover he’s a bit of a mess. His ex-lover has been vocal about her grievances, from feeling misled to thinking Moana Lisa was more of a howler in bed than a charmer. The complaints keep piling up, and it looks like this side piece is ready to show her teeth.
Watch out, moanA Lisa! It seems your past might just come back to bite you. Will this beautiful creature maintain his polished veneer, or will the cracks in his canvas be exposed for all to see? Stay tuned, Sideline Squad, for more puck-tastic drama and icy intrigue.
-Sincerely,
The Sideline Times
