Little Roni’s midlife crisis: Is starting a new golf league his ticket to happiness or another hazard?
Greetings, Sideline Squad!
Looks like our favorite golfer, Little ‘Roni, is teeing up for a major midlife crisis. Not only has he left his long-time love-birdie, but the man has also been repeatedly talked out of starting his own golf league. Talk about swinging for the fences!
While Little ‘Roni might think his bold moves are par for the course, his friends and family are left wondering if he’s headed straight for a sand trap. Can the golfing great pull himself out of this rough patch, or will his midlife antics end up costing him more than just a few strokes?
Stay tuned, Sideline Squad, as we follow this drama-filled fairway. Will Lil ‘Roni’s new ventures pay off, or will he find himself out of bounds?
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The Sideline Times