Puck Baby’s Divine Dilemma: Will his Pure Passion for Hockey Save Him from the League’s Sinful Propositions?
Greetings, Sideline Squad!
Looks like Puck Baby, our young hockey sensation, is skating on thin ice with the league’s latest shenanigans. “Are you there God? It’s me, Puck Baby!” might be his new mantra as he navigates this divine dilemma. Despite his reputation for on-ice antics, the latest offer presented to him and his family has revealed a serious disconnect between their vision for his future and the league’s unorthodox plans.
Puck Baby just wants to play hockey, but he was recently pitched a deal involving a bizarre roster proposition that defies all standard policies—something eerily reminiscent of the Casino Chivalry team’s antics. Although the commissioner might see him as the patron saint of puck, this blasphemous scheme left Puck Baby thanking the heavens he wasn’t roped into promoting the commissioner’s latest Hail Mary attempt to grow the game.
As Puck Baby prays for a smooth skating season, we’ll be here to keep you updated on whether he’ll remain the league’s golden child or rebel against the unholy proposals.
Stay tuned, Sideline Squad, for the latest heavenly hockey drama!
-Sincerely,
The Sideline Times
