Will This Hockey Star Reach His Own Nirvana or Keep Making a Lake of Fire?
Greetings, Sideline Squad!
While we usually bring you the hard-hitting drama from the rink, today’s tale is more of a springtime serenade. Our curly-haired skater, Curly & Confused, seems to be embracing the change of season by taking things easy. But while the flowers may be In Bloom, his taste is not!
At a recent low-key kickback, Curly & Confused tried to impress a girl unlike any he’s pursued before. His strategy? Pretending to be a die-hard fan of a certain legendary band. Unfortunately for him, the charade was quickly exposed, leaving him more red-faced than a penalty box regular.
The real question here, Sideline Squad, is whether Curly & Confused will find his own Nirvana and realize he doesn’t need to fake it to make it, or if he’ll continue to plunge into his own Lake of Fire, socially speaking. Only time will tell if our skater can chill out and just be himself.
Stay tuned for more puck-dropping drama and sideline secrets!
-Sincerely,
The Sideline Times
