Duck in Hot Water: Mr.Mediocre’s Latest Play Ruffles Feathers

Duck in Hot Water: Mr.Mediocre’s Latest Play Ruffles Feathers

Will He Get a Pat on the Back or a Slap on the Wrist?

Greetings, Sideline Squad!

Grab your popcorn because we’ve got a sizzling story for you! Our West Coast hockey star, Mediocre Duck, might find his goose cooked as his recent attempts to secure his spot on the team have ruffled more than a few feathers at his agent’s agency.

In a desperate bid to prove his worth and prompt his agent to pull some strings, Mediocre Duck might have quacked up. Instead of receiving the Pat on the back he hoped for, it looks like he should be counting his lucky feathers if he only gets a slap on the wrist.

The drama unfolds as his agency, clearly upset with his tactics, contemplates their next move. Will Mediocre Duck manage to smooth things over and stay afloat, or will he find himself paddling upstream without a paddle?

Stay tuned, Sideline Squad. This one’s bound to make waves!

-Sincerely,

The Sideline Times