Mediocre Duck, caught in a quacking mess as his girlfriend’s past haunts their present. Will he glide through or sink?
Greetings, Sideline Squad!
Waddle over and get ready for a splash of scandal! Our sources at The Sideline Times have uncovered a quacking quandary involving our favorite hockey player, Mediocre Duck. It seems his e-celebrity girlfriend is still swimming in the murky waters of her past, cyber stalking her ex even while vacationing with our star player.
Mediocre Duck, known for his steady presence on the ice, decided to take a break from the rink and whisk his girlfriend away for a relaxing getaway. But relaxation wasn’t the only thing on the agenda. It turns out his girlfriend was caught red-flippered, checking out the Instagram stories of her former flame without even being tagged in them!
The feathers are certainly flying as Mediocre Duck navigates this sticky situation. While he’s been skating smooth and steady, his girlfriend’s digital dalliances are ruffling more than a few feathers. Can he keep his cool and ride out this storm, or will this cyber stalking saga put their relationship on thin ice?
Stay tuned, Sideline Squad, as we dive deeper into this pond of drama and see if Mediocre Duck can keep his head above water.
-Sincerely,
The Sideline Times
