Can Her Football Beau Avoid the Cheese Trap?
Greetings, Sideline Squad!
Our very own patriotic princess, Miss USA, is positively beaming with delight over her pro footballer boyfriend’s big move to the Windy City. It seems this fresh start is exactly what the doctor ordered, providing a perfect escape from the Instagram baddie who caught his eye back in the cheese capital.
Miss USA is all about red, white, and blue skies, and this relocation promises just that—a clean slate away from the cheddar-flavored temptations of his past. As she supports her beau’s new chapter, we’re left to wonder if this fresh setting will be enough to keep his eyes off the digital darlings and firmly on his all-star gymnast girlfriend.
Will the Windy City’s breezes be strong enough to blow away any lingering distractions, or will our patriotic princess have to keep a tighter grip on her man? Only time will tell, Sideline Squad.
-Sincerely,
The Sideline Times
