Can Peppa Pigskin Keep His Muddy Secrets from Coming to Light?
Greetings, Sideline Squad!
It seems the saying is true: water seeks its own level. Recently, our star football player, Peppa Pigskin, ran into his ex—and it looks like he enjoyed every minute of it! Despite making it his prerogative to slander his ex, especially when comparing her to his B-list girlfriend, Peppa has no problem getting cozy with her behind closed doors.
His fangirls are quick to drag the wannabe influencer ex, but they seem to forget that birds of a feather flock together. Despite his attempts to be sly, secrets can only stay hidden for so long. Be careful, Peppa Pigskin, if you roll in the mud with pigs, you just might get fleas!
Stay tuned, Sideline Squad, as we keep an eye on this messy love triangle. Will Peppa Pigskin’s dirty secrets come to light, or will he manage to keep his muddy escapades under wraps?
-Sincerely,
The Sideline Times
