The Viking’s Math Problem: Two’s Company, Three’s a Party!
Greetings, Sideline Squad!
Our favorite hockey player, The Viking, is making headlines again, and this time it’s not for his skills on the ice. The whispers around town suggest that our Nordic hero isn’t great at counting when it comes to his social circle. Two’s a crowd, three’s a party… good thing he’s not claustrophobic!
While everyone’s been focused on his previous escapades and the alleged tangled web of past relationships, The Viking has been quietly assembling quite the entourage. Word on the street is he’s juggling more than just hockey pucks— and let’s just say, keeping track of who’s who might require more fingers than he’s got. Good thing they all get along!
Stay tuned, Sideline Squad. We’re on the edge of our seats to see how this drama unfolds. Will The Viking manage to keep his lineup straight, or is a power play in order?
-Sincerely,
The Sideline Times
